"Jillian, are you still thirsty? Do you want to finish this milk before I put your cup in the dishwasher?" - me
"No, I'm not thirsty anymore. Thanks Mom." - Jillian
2 minutes later:
"Mom, I'm thirsty. Can you get me a drink?" - Jillian
"I literally just asked you if you were thirsty and you told me no. Get your own drink this time." - me
1 minute later:
Jillian sits down next to me at the kitchen table with a coffee mug that has the initial D on it.
"Do you know why this cup has a D? It's "D" for disappointed because I'm disappointed you didn't get me this drink" - Jillian
*****
"Mom, do my eyebrows look any different?" - Jillian
"No." - me
"Well, I took mascara out of your purse and put it on my eyebrows because I wanted to enhance them but your mascara is dried out. You need a new tube." - Jillian
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People-she is SEVEN! Never a dull moment.
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